Favorite Quotes

The following are a small but growing collection of quotes from other people.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
"No, I'm from Iowa... I only work in outer space." - Kirk (Star Trek IV)
"Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt." - Kin Hubbard
"The trick is growing up without growing old." - Casey Stengel (See Lego Section)
"A man would do well to carry a pencil in his pocket and write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought are commonly the most valuable and should be secured, because they seldom return." - Essayist Francis Bacon
"Treat a child as though he already is the person he's capable of becoming."- Haim Ginott.
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." - Edgar Howe
"Man is an able creature, but has made 32,600,000 laws and hasn't yet improved on the Ten Commandments." - Anonymous
"To some, Christianity is an argument. To many, it is a performance. To a few, it is an experience." - Vance Havner
"Swinging is good for dancing but not for relationships." - Jon Walton
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng." - unkown
"I'm always loud, I just usually keep it in." - Jason Haas
"The best ideas are shared ones." - unkown
"I can't wait to eat this bacteria!." - Karen Chong
"War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it." - Desiderius Erasmus
"God gave us two ends, one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use, heads you win and tails you lose." - unkown
"God will always forgive. But lack of character will cost you your seat of influence." - Men In Leadership, Day 15.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstien
"Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident."- Unkown
"Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - Unkown
"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" - Clifford Stoll
"My New Years Resolution is 1600x1200." - Unkown
"I'd like a double mocha, no, make it an int" - From the book "Head First Java"
"Forgoing Abundant Important Lessons...To F.A.I.L." - James Gregory 2/4/2006
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up." - Plastered on a conference room wall, an informal slogan of the on-board shuttle group for NASA
"I was but a Pen in God's hand, and what praise is due to a Pen?" - Richard Baxter
"My brain's not functioning correctly. I need to save something and point it to something else." - Scott Manktelow
"I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had absolutely no other place to go." - Abraham Lincoln
"Yet panics, in some cases, have their uses...they are the touchstones of sincerity and hypocrisy, and bring things and men to light, which might otherwise have lain forever undiscovered." - The American Crisis by Thomas Paine
"When the ax entered the forest, the trees said,'The handle is one of us!'" - Turkish proverb
"It's rather silly to install carpets in the entire kingdom; just wear a pair of shoes" - Indian folktale
"I wasn't born crying, I was crying because I was born!" - Zach Stepek
"Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers." - David Parnas
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give" Sir Winston Churchill
"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." - Ziggy
"Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers." - Harry S. Truman
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei